squash godfather caught showing off ...again....in disguise

squash godfather can feel the love

hey loser, whats rammy doing tonight....obviously something your not!!

squash godfathers golden rule #1

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose !!

squash godfathers advise for future refs

I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give it up. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 60kg, so I couldn't play football. And I have 20-20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.....silly bastard, it hasnt stopped the others, and they are bloody blind!!

squash godfather does that to his opponents

one of squash godfathers arch enemies reacting to the news that today, he has defeated speedythatsme 2-1, and he was next...probably thursday at 2pm

squash godfather best venues #2

squash godfather asks " what are those 3 boob like things in the back ground??

squash godfather = chuck norris #14

superman changed his name to squash godfather, after seeing the power in his cross court nick, was even more powerful than kryptonite.

squash godfathers piss funny joke of the day

This says it all... the whole aging thing.

2 elderly players, are playing in a masters event, after a rather lengthy rally the 2old ducks are standing mid court taking a quick breather, one looks at the other, giggles and says, " I have just done a silent but non smelly fart" Her opponent stares straight into her eyes and says "I think your hearing aid batteries need replacing, and your sinuses scraped, you stinking old bitch"

squash godfather says " this is a bloody great venue"

squash with the fossils, sounds like a masters tournament

squash godfather gets pissed off when he is caught mucking around

squash godfathers tale about a potential ref

As a youg fella he wanted to have a sporting career, but he had to give it up. He was only six feet tall, so he couldn't play basketball. he was only 75kg, so he couldn't play football,he has absolutely no hand eye coordination so squash was out of the question. And he has 20-20 vision, so he couldn't be a ref......"Silly bastard, it hasnt stopped the other refs!!!"

squash godfather says "thats my boy"

squash godfather = chuck norris #13

If by some incredible space time paradox, the squash godfather got to play himself, he'd win ....PERIOD

squash godfathers top pupil

Classic squash observation by the squash godfather:

squash is becoming more underground than brad pitt and edward norton in fight club.
rule 1; you do not talk about squash club.
rule 2; you do not think about talking about squash club.
rule 3; break rules 1 or 2 and you will end up with a horse head in your bed.

squashgodfather = chuck norris # 12

the squash godfather was the one who found slim shady when he lost himself.

squash godfather = chuck norris #11

When the squash godfather was asked if he believed the world would end in 2012? his response was: "Depends how the squash godfather is feeling that day."

squash godfather and his buddies chuck norris and bruce lee

squash godfather agrees.. these are 2 dick heads!!

squash godfather says bite on this

Squash godfather thinks this is not what her coach meant when he told her to bite on this woody..

squash godfather not afraid to report on the tricky issues

PAKISTAN GOVT BANS PLAYERS FOR NOT PREFORMING.......between the sheets!!!
The Pakistan Between the Sheets Federation (PBSF) has banned three of its star performers, including Aamir Atlas for allegedly poor performances in the bedroom during the World Between the Sheets team championship, held in Germany in August. Atlas has been banned for two years, while Butt and Manboob (where do they find these names?) were banned for one year and six months, respectively. “We are still probing ( truely the obvious word) to find out why these players put in such sub standard sheet shows, the video evidence and manager’s report clearly show they didn’t attempt to go the extra mile to keep their girls satisfied. The Federation is also taking steps to prevent the trio from participating in the Professional Between the Sheets Circuit (PBSC). A furious Manboob claimed that the PBSF cannot stop him from taking part in the (PBSC) A PBSF official said it was a very serious matter and revealed that the federation had written to both the PBSC and the World Between the Sheets Federation (WBSF) informing them about the situation. “We are still investigating the matter because we want to know the full story behind this sad episode which was very bad for the image of Pakistani virality,” the official said. The PBSF on Tuesday screened the video recordings of the three participants to its executive committee members along with former greats, Linda Lovelace and Dirk Diggler. According to reports, one of the videos of a cruicial sheet session shows Atlas winking to his fellow team members after a very, very lack luster performance between the sheets, as if the poor performance result was pre-planned. Relations between the present PBSF, PBSC and the WBSF has been pretty stormy in recent times with the federation having already banned Manboob once before for giving incorrect length and width statements. Since the retirement of former world champions, Lovelace and Diggler, Pakistan has lost its top position in the world Between the Sheets standings, and they will go to great lengths.....to get the title back squash godfather reporting

squash godfather says M J is back.. and looking goood