squash godfathers tale about a potential ref

As a youg fella he wanted to have a sporting career, but he had to give it up. He was only six feet tall, so he couldn't play basketball. he was only 75kg, so he couldn't play football,he has absolutely no hand eye coordination so squash was out of the question. And he has 20-20 vision, so he couldn't be a ref......"Silly bastard, it hasnt stopped the other refs!!!"