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PAKISTAN GOVT BANS PLAYERS FOR NOT PREFORMING.......between the sheets!!!
The Pakistan Between the Sheets Federation (PBSF) has banned three of its star performers, including Aamir Atlas for allegedly poor performances in the bedroom during the World Between the Sheets team championship, held in Germany in August. Atlas has been banned for two years, while Butt and Manboob (where do they find these names?) were banned for one year and six months, respectively. “We are still probing ( truely the obvious word) to find out why these players put in such sub standard sheet shows, the video evidence and manager’s report clearly show they didn’t attempt to go the extra mile to keep their girls satisfied. The Federation is also taking steps to prevent the trio from participating in the Professional Between the Sheets Circuit (PBSC). A furious Manboob claimed that the PBSF cannot stop him from taking part in the (PBSC) A PBSF official said it was a very serious matter and revealed that the federation had written to both the PBSC and the World Between the Sheets Federation (WBSF) informing them about the situation. “We are still investigating the matter because we want to know the full story behind this sad episode which was very bad for the image of Pakistani virality,” the official said. The PBSF on Tuesday screened the video recordings of the three participants to its executive committee members along with former greats, Linda Lovelace and Dirk Diggler. According to reports, one of the videos of a cruicial sheet session shows Atlas winking to his fellow team members after a very, very lack luster performance between the sheets, as if the poor performance result was pre-planned. Relations between the present PBSF, PBSC and the WBSF has been pretty stormy in recent times with the federation having already banned Manboob once before for giving incorrect length and width statements. Since the retirement of former world champions, Lovelace and Diggler, Pakistan has lost its top position in the world Between the Sheets standings, and they will go to great lengths.....to get the title back squash godfather reporting