Two squash players rented a boat and were out fishing, one caught a large fish. " We should mark the spot," he said. The other squash player drew a large X in the bottom of the boat with a black marker.
"that's no good," said the first man. "Next time out we may not get the same boat."
Sharp as squash balls those squash players !!
good squashing
squashgodfather
Friday, February 26, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
squashgodfather reviews wilson BLX 120
Wilson BLX 120 is Wilsons latest top of the range for 2010. The 120 gram weight is a bit light for the squashgodfather, but still packs a nice punch and could suit either women or some wimpy blokes. Check it out you will be pleasantly surprised, the guy's at squashracquetsforsale.com currently have it listed at $180, seems pretty cheap , but try putting the screws on for a better deal.
good squashing
squashgodfather
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
squashgodfathers tuesdays chuckle
squashgodfather, has been a bit late getting this up, due to having a sore back form carrying all his valentines day cards into the house !!!
squashgodfather say "passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly"
good squashing
squashgodfather
squashgodfather say "passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly"
good squashing
squashgodfather
Friday, February 12, 2010
The squashgodfathers tips in toughing out a tuffy
Matches often just see-saw up and down, especially in the first game, as players search for their opponents weaknesses, both physical and mental.
If you find that you are losing toward the end of the first game(never happened to the squashgodfather), it is vital that you change things, speed it up, slow it down, volley more, what ever, just change, don't stick to a losing plan...just ask the Dockers!!
Use variety,if you become too predictable your opponent can start to read the play and dictate the terms. Always keep him guessing, change some of the little things, eg: play with the opposite hand, take your shoes off, put your shirt over your head, tell him his missus is ugly...its the little things that can get in his head that can turn a match.
In the fourth game the winning player can feel pressure, he can visualize himself holding the trophy and tries like crazy finish the rally.
This is an interesting part of the match where you can apply mental, physical and tactical pressure, by eliminating your errors and make him have to hit the winner, not so easy for most players in the 5Th set!! and put in front an audience and his ugly missus.
There is no substitute for experience in five-setters; and, the more you survive and win the more confidence you will get and the more shit scared of you your opponents will become of you.
Tuff love
from the squashgodfather
If you find that you are losing toward the end of the first game(never happened to the squashgodfather), it is vital that you change things, speed it up, slow it down, volley more, what ever, just change, don't stick to a losing plan...just ask the Dockers!!
Use variety,if you become too predictable your opponent can start to read the play and dictate the terms. Always keep him guessing, change some of the little things, eg: play with the opposite hand, take your shoes off, put your shirt over your head, tell him his missus is ugly...its the little things that can get in his head that can turn a match.
In the fourth game the winning player can feel pressure, he can visualize himself holding the trophy and tries like crazy finish the rally.
This is an interesting part of the match where you can apply mental, physical and tactical pressure, by eliminating your errors and make him have to hit the winner, not so easy for most players in the 5Th set!! and put in front an audience and his ugly missus.
There is no substitute for experience in five-setters; and, the more you survive and win the more confidence you will get and the more shit scared of you your opponents will become of you.
Tuff love
from the squashgodfather
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Head Anion 135 Youtek Squash Racket/Racquet
Beam: 20mm
Head Size: 500 cm²
Frame weight: 135g
Balance: 335mm
String Pattern: 12/17
Technology: YouTek-d30/Teflon polymer/CT
The squashgodfather has tried this new racquet, one of the new range from Head for 2010.
It felt pretty good, being 135 gram suits my weight prefrence, as usual I was able to slot some lovely nicks, so you might want to give it a whirl...check it out at those tight asses at squashracquetsforsale.com...and screw em.
good squashing
squashgodfather
Friday, February 5, 2010
squashgodfathers friday funny x 2
1..The squashgodfather injured himself last night, and had to retire from a match that he was on his way to winning.....very not funny..heehee Davo !!
2..The Pope and Tiger Woods both die on the same day, due to an unfortunate mix up in the paper work, The Pope ends up going down to hell while Tiger goes to heaven. The pope explains the situation to the clerical staff down in hell, and after checking the paper work they realize their mistake, "HOWEVER" they explain, "it will take 24 hours before it can be rectified."
Next day the Pope is called and the hell staff bid him farewell
On the way up the Pope crosses paths with Tiger, who is on his way down to Hell, and they stop and have a chat.
"Sorry about the mix up" apologises the Pope, "No problem" replies Tiger.
Pope,"I am really excited about going to heaven".
Tiger, "Why is that?"
Pope, "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger, "Your a day late."
boom boom
squashgodfather
2..The Pope and Tiger Woods both die on the same day, due to an unfortunate mix up in the paper work, The Pope ends up going down to hell while Tiger goes to heaven. The pope explains the situation to the clerical staff down in hell, and after checking the paper work they realize their mistake, "HOWEVER" they explain, "it will take 24 hours before it can be rectified."
Next day the Pope is called and the hell staff bid him farewell
On the way up the Pope crosses paths with Tiger, who is on his way down to Hell, and they stop and have a chat.
"Sorry about the mix up" apologises the Pope, "No problem" replies Tiger.
Pope,"I am really excited about going to heaven".
Tiger, "Why is that?"
Pope, "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger, "Your a day late."
boom boom
squashgodfather
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
squashgodfather decides whether to call long or short
One of the biggest decisions a squash player will have to make, is during a PAR match, at 8 all, is whether to call 9 or 10...
Now that I am in the not so youngish stage, at 8 all in a game I am usually buggered, and I know that I can pull out a game winning nick at will, I usually call short...9......remember moto, why take 2 shots when can finish in 1 !!
If you are younger, fitter, and not as gutsy as the squashgodfather, you can play for safety and call 10.
One of the benefits of going short , is that it throws the pressure back to on your opponent, especially if he has been on 8 for a while, whilst you have been on the comeback, to level at 8 all. He will be thinking, that he hasn't been able to win 1 point, let a lone 2...pressure, pressure, pressure.
Next time your at 8 all show some guts... and call short!!!
good squashing
squashgodfather
Now that I am in the not so youngish stage, at 8 all in a game I am usually buggered, and I know that I can pull out a game winning nick at will, I usually call short...9......remember moto, why take 2 shots when can finish in 1 !!
If you are younger, fitter, and not as gutsy as the squashgodfather, you can play for safety and call 10.
One of the benefits of going short , is that it throws the pressure back to on your opponent, especially if he has been on 8 for a while, whilst you have been on the comeback, to level at 8 all. He will be thinking, that he hasn't been able to win 1 point, let a lone 2...pressure, pressure, pressure.
Next time your at 8 all show some guts... and call short!!!
good squashing
squashgodfather
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