1..The squashgodfather injured himself last night, and had to retire from a match that he was on his way to winning.....very not funny..heehee Davo !!
2..The Pope and Tiger Woods both die on the same day, due to an unfortunate mix up in the paper work, The Pope ends up going down to hell while Tiger goes to heaven. The pope explains the situation to the clerical staff down in hell, and after checking the paper work they realize their mistake, "HOWEVER" they explain, "it will take 24 hours before it can be rectified."
Next day the Pope is called and the hell staff bid him farewell
On the way up the Pope crosses paths with Tiger, who is on his way down to Hell, and they stop and have a chat.
"Sorry about the mix up" apologises the Pope, "No problem" replies Tiger.
Pope,"I am really excited about going to heaven".
Tiger, "Why is that?"
Pope, "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger, "Your a day late."
boom boom
squashgodfather
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Welcome to my nightmare !!!
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